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Gaza Grind, Episode 3: What the Freak is Fatah?

Greetings again Plaid Friends! The Avenger has returned to this tumultuous topic of tremendous trepidation and tribulations—the troubles in Palestine, or what is left of Palestine depending upon your view. We've talked about the territories, I've harangued you about Hamas, so let's now get our freak on with Fatah!

Abbas gets new title — president of state

PLO declares Abbas 'president of State of Palestine'

Still in crisis

Fatah likes yellow flags, Hamas digs the green. Color code your conflict for clarity!So what the freak is a Fatah? Fatah is all at once several things:

Confusing enough for you? Let's take these one at a time…but a couple definitions to start:

The Palestinian National Authority/Palestinian Authority is the interim government of the Palestinian territories, first headed by headed by Yasser Arafat and now led by Mahmoud Abbas. Basically, it's the 'government' of Palestine, but since Palestine is not an officially recognized sovereign state in the eyes of the world, it's still an 'interim' government. The basic assumption here is that Palestine is in the process of becoming a state eventually, but it's not yet there. Israelis who do not recognize a Palestinian state, always drop the word 'National' and refer to it as the Palestinian Authority. You will see it used both ways in lots of different places.

Yasser Arafat: forever leader of Fatah, of the PLO, of the Palestinian Authority….

Meanwhile back at the Bat-cave, the Palestinian Liberation Organization aka the PLO is an umbrella group of a shitload of different political and militant groups originally headed by Yasser Arafat. The PLO started in Egypt in 1964 as a political movement uniting Palestinian Arabs in an effort to create an independent state of Palestine—their main objective has always been an independent Palestine, although in the past it also touted a need for the destruction of the state of Israel for this to happen. For a good portion of its history, the PLO was considered a terrorist organization, and an extremely rich one at that ($8-10 billion in assets). In 1968 Arafat became chairman; received recognition by the United Nations and by Arab states in 1974 as a government in exile; and thus has played a largely political role since the creation of the Palestine National Authority. The Palestine Liberation Organization is considered by the Arab League and by the United Nations to be the legitimate representative of the Palestinian people and it holds a permanent observer seat in the United Nations General Assembly. Now, the story of the PLO is much more fact-packed and complicated than I'm explaining here, but there is one more specific tidbit that you must know about Arafat and the PLO to understand today's Gaza debacle:

***This is critical: Yasser Arafat signed the 'Declaration of Principles' with Israel in 1993 and exchanged mutual renunciations of terrorism with Israel and a mutual recognition between the PLO and Israel, and was allowed to return to the Palestinian territories from exile in Tunisia. What's so important about that? In this letter, Arafat is basically saying that his group will not officially condone any more terrorism, and most importantly recognizes Israel's right to exist. Kind of. Perhaps more factually, he says that the destruction of Israel is no longer a goal or demand of the PLO and by default the Palestinian National Authority. This is why he was allowed to return and head the interim government, and why he became 'legitimate' spokesman for the Palestinians and a 'legitimate' player in the peace process. Why is this so crucial for our story? Because Hamas has not made a similar denouncement of terrorism and recognition of Israel—that's why they are not 'legitimate' players in this game in the eyes of the West.

But wait Plaid Avenger! I thought you were just talking about the PLO! How can you compare the PLO legitimacy with Hamas illegitimacy? I thought this blog was about Fatah! I'm confused!

Mahmoud Abbas: current leader of Fatah, of the PLO, of the Palestinian Authority..I know, I know, my friends. I've intentionally led you down a blind alley talking about the PLO so that I wouldn't have to muddle terms. I've left out one big component that you should now be ready to handle: Fatah is indeed a separate political party in Palestine, but it is also the most powerful political party in the PLO! Confused more or less now? (Go back and read this story again if still confused:Still in crisis) Fatah has always been the major stakeholder of power in the PLO; Fatah has more or less controlled the action of the PLO; and what's more, Yasser Arafat was simultaneously the head of the PLO, the head of the Fatah political party, and the head of the Palestinian National Authority (PNA)!

Damn, let's make it more confusing: Mahmoud Abbas, the current President is the PNA took all of Arafat's titles too! He is head of Fatah, head of the PLO, and head of the PNA. Got it yet? Shit! Good! Someone explain it back to me!

The Avenger is usually pretty astute with analogies, but I'm not sure one exists to compare to this situation. But I'll try. It would be something like this: pretend for a minute that George Bush Jr. is the head of the Republican Party. Now pretend that he is simultaneously President of the US. Oops, I keep forgetting that he kind of is….kind of. Finally, pretend that he also is the head of an international coalition of Republicans from across the world who are bound be a single mission…. I don't know, maybe the elimination of all corporate taxes, or perhaps a world-wide country club membership that included a free-golf-for-life clause. Whatever. Hopefully you get my point. Arafat, and now Abbas, have always worn these three hats at the same time: 1)head of the political party (Fatah), 2)head of an international organization in which their political party is the major player (PLO), and 3)head of the government in which their political party controls (Palestine).

So now back to our Fatah story. The Fatah movement—promoting an independent Palestine which would be liberated by the actions of Palestinian Arabs—was founded in 1958 by members ofFatah transition: from 'terrorists' to politicians in the last decades the Palestinian diaspora (mostly professionals working in the Gulf States who had been refugees in Gaza and had gone on to study in Cairo). This is when Arafat became involved and quickly rose to leadership. As referenced above, Arafat and his Fatah party became the foundation stone of the PLO in 1964. For the following decades, Fatah/PLO provided training to a wide range of militant and insurgent groups, and carried out numerous attacks against Israeli targets in the Middle East and abroad—thus their 'terrorist' status. Fatah became the dominant force in Palestinian politics after the 1967 Six-Day War seriously dismembered the already fractured Palestinian territory.

Since then, Fatah has been the primary voice of the Palestinian plight, both internally but also on the international stage. And I mean THE primary voice. Like 90% of the politicians in Palestine were Fatah folks. However, like I alluded to in the Hamas blog, it is at its core a political party made up of lots of different folks with lots of different views. Some are more worried about social issues, others more militant and concerned only with the intractable Israeli dispute, and yet others who want to seek political solutions to the whole debacle. As time has wore on, many Palestinians have come to view Fatah as largely corrupt internally (it is), and largely incompetent and useless internationally (since there have been virtually no positive movements towards the territorial dispute). Yeah….these guys got troubles.

As such, Fatah has been losing support from the Palestinian masses for years. And the final hammer just dropped: In 2005, Hamas won landslide victories in nearly all the municipalities it contested, and in the January 25, 2006 parliamentary election, Fatah lost its majority in the Palestinian parliament to Hamas, and resigned all cabinet positions, instead assuming the role as the main opposition party.

So where does that leave us? Is it over for Fatah? Not hardly! The turn of events of last summer Quiz time: What Palestinian political party do you think the US supports?witnessed Hamas literally kicking the Fatah folks out of Gaza—but don't count them out yet! Fatah retaliated by firing all the Hamas officials and taking over sole control of the West Bank. And all this controversy has resulted in widespread international support for Fatah, to the exclusion of Hamas….And you'll have to tune in tomorrow for more analysis on the world's view of these groups, who likes who, who hates who, and how all that ties into the current grinding down of those godforsaken Gazan masses…

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Gaza Grind, Episode 2: What the Hell is a Hamas?

Damn! Check out the sweet threads on that kid–and he gets to play with mortars! No fair! All I got was lawn darts! Hello Plaid Friends. Reporting live from the quickly depleting population of the Gaza…and while the UN and rest of the world are consternating, compensating, and collaborating with concern, we here in America are continually clueless. And why not? We barely Gaza clue where the hell a Gaza Strip is anyway! Gaza Strip? Is that a college talent strip club just ovver the Virginia/West Virginia border? Hell no my friends! This is kind of a big deal in Israel events, Middle Eastern Events, and world events! If you knew that already…then you win! Of course the prize is an all-expenses paid trip to the Gaza Strip itself…via the big hole in the wall, so you may choose to decline your award altogether. But who the hell is Hamas? Do-gooders? Politicians? Extremists? Rebels? Terrorists? Wall demolition experts? The answer is: All the Above. Depending on who you ask of course. Check these out:

Hamas challenges Egypt's bid to close Gaza border

Hamas says Egypt not decided on Abbas's Gaza plan

All Gazans paying for Hamas rockets

The new Hamas spring fashions are in! So sexy!

So what the hell is a Hamas? Founded in 1987, Hamas was the Gaza Strip branch of the Islamic Muslim Brotherhood movement founded in Egypt. Hamas is opposed to the existence of Israel (that's kind of extreme), and the Hamas charter calls for the eventual creation of an Islamic Republic in place of Israel (extreme, part deux). It is best known outside the West Bank and Gaza Strip for its suicide bombings and other attacks directed against civilians and Israeli military and security forces targets. It is just such attacks that have earned it the official label as a 'terrorist organization' by the US, the EU, Israel, Canada, the UK, and Australia. So to the US and its staunch lapdogs…um, I mean allies…Hamas is bad, bad, bad oh so freakiin' bad! And those countries won't deal with Hamas, talk to Hamas, or even write a letter to Hamas to tell them how much they freakin' hate Hamas. Now that is hate my friends!

Unfortunately for 'the West' and its allies, Hamas is something else to a lot of Palestinians and Middle Easterners in general. It is a political party in the Palestinian territories, and one that has gained popularity in the last few years. Hamas is the only other real political party option besides Fatah. Fatah is the main political party in Palestine (see Fatah blog tomorrow) and has been the stronghold of Palestinian political power for years. Yassir Arrafat was at the helm for decades, and now Mahmoud Abbas is the current leader of the Fatah party, and these guys have essentially been 'the voice' for Palestinians forever. Think of Fatah and Hamas as the Democratic and Republican political parties in the US—except of course that the Republicans don't have a militant wing of their party that goes out and blows up people and shit….oops…um…my mistake again…bad analogy. I forgot about the CIA.

But let's be real Plaid! They can't possibly be a real political party! Who the hell would vote for a political party that advocates open violence? Why would anyone in Palestine really want to screw themselves by voting for a terrorist political party? Here's why: the Fatah movement has increasingly been viewed as ineffective, inefficient, and downright corrupt by a lot of Palestinians. Lots of people are hungry, unemployed, and desperate. Many are interested in a change from the Fatah era, which has accomplished little. On top of that, Hamas actually does a lot of 'good deeds' on the ground. They build and staff hospitals and schools and soup kitchens and a host of other do-gooder stuff that folks on the ground see and benefit from. That's the Hamas social wing. Meanwhile, the Hamas political wing advocates a much more hard-core approach to solving the Palestinian/Israel dispute, but is also viewed as much less corrupt and as a real voice for the people. As such, the Hamas political party has been gaining popularity in the masses, even among those that do not advocate terrorist violence….dammit, that's what makes them so confusing!…….

A political party or faction, much like any other party or faction worldwide, Hamas contains a shitload of different viewpoints amongst its members—again, not unlike the Republican or Democratic parties in the US. There are folks in Hamas who are staunch advocates of solving the Palestinian issue thru the use of force, while other folks in Hamas seek to use only diplomatic political means to solve the problem…there are also members of Hamas who focus only on the social issues of the Palestinian peoples, and others who are just about the grassroots movement on the street to build hospitals and schools. Are you starting to see the diversity of opinions here?

Dammit I hope so, because that is the only way you can understand their current dilemma. What has happened over the course of the last decade is that the political and social and militant wings of the Hamas party have kind of parted ways on what to do and how to act. There has been no singular front; no singular voice of Hamas that speaks for all. As the social movement in Hamas has struggled to keep up with charitable deeds in an increasingly desperate situation, and the political wing of Hamas has essentially been ignored and shut out of the political process, the militant wing has gained strength within the movement.…… In other words, as other options have floundered for the party, the militant guys have gained ground thru their deeds and actions—since no one else can seemingly get anything done, or be taken seriously by 'the West'.

Am I defending them for blowing shit up? Hell no I'm not defending their actions! I'm just trying to explain why the more violent factions within the Hamas party have come to power. Fuck man, they tried the political route—they put up candidates, campaigned for change, got lots of people to vote for them, won the election…and then were politely told to go away and shut the fuck up. Is it some sort of surprise to other world leaders that Hamas has taken a more violent approach to change, since its other options have been totally shut down? Oh wait a minute…I'm assuming western leaders know their asses from a hole in the ground. My mistake again. Let's move on…

Now you know enough to get to the meat and potatoes of the current shit-storm: Since the death of Yasser Arafat, the Fatah movement has lost steam–and the Hamas movement has gained it. Hamas's political wing had been entering local/state elections and winning a lot of them, mostly in Gaza, but also the West Bank. Infighting between these two political factions has gotten nasty in the last few years, resulting in lots more death and destruction—as if this place needed some more. But now the real shit:

In January 2006, Hamas won a surprise victory in the Palestinian parliamentary elections, taking 76 of the 132 seats in the chamber, while the ruling Fatah party took Gaza Prime Minister Ismail Haniya…in charge…of…umm…something, I think43. What's the big deal about that? Well, in a parliamentary system, the ruling party of parliament gets to pick the Prime Minister, as well as form the ruling government. (The President is elected by a separate popular vote, like in US) That meant that, quite legally, Hamas was in control and would pick the Prime Minister and be in control of the workings of the Palestinian territory. Oops! The Palestinian government was going to be run by a political party labeled as terrorist by Israel and 'the West'! Oh shit!

When this happened, Israel and all of 'the West' refused to recognize any government led by Hamas. They also pulled all funding from the Palestinian government, in effect immediately bankrupting an already impoverished government (Palestine relies heavily on foreign aid to operate). Dammit! I hate when those pesky democracies vote for people we don't like! Democracy can be such a pain in the ass for 'the West' sometimes! Why won't people around the world elect the leaders WE want them to? Why can't they understand that WE know what's best for them? (Can you sense the smart-ass-ness jumping off the page at you here?) What a joke.

Long story short, the Palestinian parliament was Hamas-controlled but since the world was going to shut them out entirely, Mahmoud Abbas (remember, he is a Fatah guy) kept power until some sort of power-sharing deal could be worked out. Well, they never worked the shit out. Hamas got fed up with the process and all hell broke out two summers ago—Hamas literally, physically and militarily took control of the entire Gaza Strip…..their political stronghold from the start. On June 18, 2007, Palestinian President Abbas issued a decree outlawing the Hamas militia and executive force, and two days later called the group "murderous terrorists." The Hamas forces that were in real control of Gaza just kind of laughed that decree off. Abbas and the rest of the Fatah government were already safely secure in the West Bank when that mostly meaningless decree was made.

So what we have now is Hamas controlling the Gaza part of Palestine, Fatah controlling the West Bank of Palestine, and the possible end of any future singular state of 'Palestine' which contains both these geographic entities. Mahmoud Abbas of the Fatah party is still acting head of the West Bank division of Palestine; upon these Gaza events unfolding, every western power recognized him as the rightful ruler of 'Palestine' (whatever the fuck that means now.) As such, all diplomatic channels are back open between Abbas and the US, the EU, Israel and others. All western entities have also promised to give all the previously withheld financial aid to the Abbas governemnt. And only to the Abbas government.

And Hamas? Well, it appears that they may be more screwed than ever. As all western powers are only recognizing their Fatah rivals in the West Bank, their government in Gaza will remain isolated and poor. 'The West' is seemingly in no mood to deal with Hamas at all until they change their stance towards the right of Israel to exist, as well as an official renouncement of the use of suicide bombers and other 'terrorist' tactics. Hamas has not done that, and some extremist within the Gaza Strip have also been lobbing home-made rockets over the wall at Israel for months now…in what can only be described as an effort to screw themselves even more.

And screw themselves they have. After repeated warnings to Gaza and Hamas to stop the rockets, Israel decided to put the smack-down on the entire population. That is why Israel sealed up all the borders and started the trade embargo over a year ago….and then have recently stepped up the embargo into a full-on forced starvation of the populatipn a week ago. Shit man, things are looking bad for this Gaza group, with no fuel, no food, and no freakin' reason to do much besides which their own folks fester into nothingness. But we will come back to that topic in a bit.

Before that, let's focus a little on Fatah, the other political group in Palestine….and you may already be figuring out that this whole Gaza mess is nothing but good news for the Fatah folks, which is our next topic…

Gaza Grind, Episode 1: Let’s Talk Territory

We've been breached! The Egyptian desert is being flooded…but not with water!So what in the living hell has been happening this month in the area referred to as 'the Gaza Strip'…and why is there a wall around it anyway….and what does 'the West Bank' have to do with it….and where the heck is 'Palestine'…and why are all of these terms so important to the future of this region? As suggested earlier, this is one big-ass brew-ha-ha on the world stage, and its not the type of brew that I usually am associated with either! Before we can get to talking about why Palestinians from Gaza Strip are being starved to death, we have to sort out these geographic entities so that you can understand the news stories as they unfold. So let's take a quick tour of the area and name some names…

Gaza Strip + West Bank = Palestine = 'the Occupied Territories'Introduction to Palestine/Israel geography a.k.a. long story short: Currently, the area we refer to as Palestine is a political entity comprised of 2 separate geographic spaces: the 'West Bank' and the 'Gaza Strip'. See map at right. Notice I call it a 'political entity' as opposed to a state/country. Cause it's not one. Yet. There has been movement towards Palestine becoming a full sovereign state for the last decade or so, but this has not been accomplished—and the events since Summer 2007 have radically complicated the process. But I am getting ahead of myself…

The Mandate from HellAfter the dismemberment of the Ottoman Empire at the conclusion if WWI, many territories that are now states in the Middle East were controlled by European powers under a system known as mandates. Of most interest to our particular story, the British had the mandate over what is now Palestine, Israel, and Jordan (see map). During this period of Brit control thousands of Jews were allowed to migrate to the area, fulfilling their desire to re-obtain their ancient homeland in a movement referred to as Zionism. This went on at a slow pace for decades (1910-1940), but became radically accelerated during and just after WWII, as the Nazi-sponsored Jewish Holocaust energized the Zionist movement to really formalize the whole Jewish homeland/state concept.

The UN Plan that started it allBut there was one small problem for the incoming Jews—there were already other people living there! Shitloads of people! The people we call Palestinians! Arab/Muslim Palestinians that were living there weren't too keen on this process, and friction between the groups developed. The Brits saw the impending shit-storm that was brewing, so they bailed out and handed over the entire area to the UN to let them sort it out. Subsequently, a majority of the United Nations Special Committee on Palestine recommended the creation of independent Arab and Jewish states, with Jerusalem to be placed under international administration, and on November 29, 1947 the UN General Assembly voted 33 to 13 in favor of the 1947 UN Partition Plan. (see map) The partition plan was rejected out of hand by the leadership of the Palestinian Arabs, by the Arab League, and by most of the Arab population. It is important to note that all Arab countries in the UN at the time were so pissed off by this whole process that they actually boycotted the entire event, refusing to even participate on the vote on this measure. So the measure passed, but everyone knew a storm was brewing…

This led Jewish leaders to declare the independent State of Israel the day prior to official UN recognition, on 14 May 1948. All the surrounding Arab countries immediately attacked the new state, and the ensuing 1948 Arab-Israeli War ended with the former Brit mandate territory controlled by the State of Israel, the Kingdom of Jordan, and the Kingdom of Egypt. Israel had successfully defended itself from the Arab attack and the US, the Europeans, and the UN recognized its sovereignty. But the fun had just begun…

I won't go into detail here, but you should probably at least know this: since 1948 there have been multiple wars between Israel and the neighboring Arab states over control of the territories, but the most critical one was the 1967 6-Days War. Try and figure out how the war got its name. After that, try and figure out who is buried in Grant's tomb. This was a totally lop-sided conflict for the militarily and technologically superior Israelis, and by war's end, Israel had extended its control over eastern Jerusalem, the Gaza Strip, the Sinai Peninsula, the West Bank, and the Golan Heights. (see map below) Obviously, some of these territories were parts of other states, as well as the entirety of the pseudo-state of Palestine.

Oh what a difference 6 days can make!

The results of the war affect the geopolitics of the region to this day. The Sinai Peninsula eventually reverted back to Egypt and the Golan Heights will probably soon revert back to Syria, but the West Bank and the Gaza Strip have been under Israeli occupation and control since 1967…and continuing to this day. Which brings us to the end of this chapter…

The West Bank and Gaza Strip are sometimes referred to as 'the Occupied Territories', as in occupied by Israel forces. The areas, and specifically the borders, are patrolled and controlled by the Israeli military–complete with check points and road blocks and high security throughout. Some in Israel would argue that the areas were won in a war, so they should just claim them outright as part of Israel. But many more folks (including most other countries in the world) think that perhaps those territories should be controlled by the Palestinians, and even made into a separate sovereign state…which of course was the plan that the UN had put forth back in 1947. This idea is referred to as 'the 2-state solution' and we'll talk more about it later.

Look for the blue dots = Jewish settlements

All this mess has been further complicated by Israel's off-and-on support of the movement of Jewish settlers into these contested territories. So there are lots of Jewish settlements/Jewish towns/Jewish people throughout the West Bank, although there are not anymore in the Gaza Strip since the Israeli government forcibly removed them a few years back as a diplomatic gesture to promote the peace process. You may have also heard lately about a big-ass wall that Israel has been building around parts of the West Bank to improve security between the West Bank and Israel proper, but it is also protecting Jewish settlement areas within the West Bank itself.

This shit is so confusing. I hope this has helped. At least know what these geographic terms mean: the West Bank, the Gaza Strip, Israel, 'the Occupied Territories', and Palestine. And please remember this geo-fact: West Bank + Gaza Strip = Palestine. At least for now. Part of the shit that hit the fan last summer was that even these two entities are now fighting with each other, and perhaps may split ways for good…which is part of the back-story for today's events in Gaza grind-down. Let's get to that stuff starting with tomorrow's blog.

Now that you have the geo-vocab, we can get into the nuts and bolts of the politics. This one last map may help you understand the changing geography of what/where 'Palestine' is:
Watch the incredible, amazing shrinking state!

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Gaza Grind Gets Gritty

Alright, alright, alright already! Greetings global watchers. Plaid Avenger is back again in the written word with more non-stop interpretation and interpolation of events that cause all sorts of global consternation. I'm sobering up and getting back in the saddle to be your World Regions super-correspondent from all points abroad…as opposed to being on all points on a broad! Wow! I'm back in fine form already! That should surely offend some of you folks…

But you know what offends people even more than my scurrilous and scandalous shenanigans? Gazan house party. Does the fun ever stop?Well, the forced starvation of 1.5 million people of course! I've heard that you all are inquiring about some action going down in a place called Gaza, and you need some help figuring it all out. Just last week, a cease-fire ended, and shit got shot up on both sides of this bickering border, leaving a bunch of Gaza folks caught in a big embargo grinder that is slowly churning them into non-existence. Wow! That doesn't sound like something we usully allow to happen, so what gives? It's a big freakin' mess to be sure, but check out just a smattering of today's events to get a taste of the shit d'jour:

Israel reinstitutes Gaza blockade after brief respite, UN reports

U.N. calls Israel's blockade of Gaza "unacceptable"

Rights group blasts Israel for 'collective punishment' in Gaza

Israel keeps blockade imposed on Gaza, militants fire more rockets

Gazans despair over blockade

What the living hell is going on in this place? I'm glad you asked. As of right this second, the Hamas-controlled Gaza Strip is being ignored by the Fatah-controlled West Bank, and it is also being totally embargoed by Jewish-controlled Israel….meaning there is a big ass wall around the entire place, and all exits have been sealed off. No one goes in, no one comes out. But the folks in Gaza don't really have much of an economy, nor food production, nor the ability to make medical supplies or fuel, so as of right now they are all there chillin' out and starving to death. Well, a few of them have been busy building retro rockets, not to send back in time, but to send over the wall into Israel. Rumor has it that one of those rockets almost made a pothole….but I am getting ahead of myself as usual…

Kids in Gaza playing tag...with Israeli rocketsMost of the world, as well as the entire UN Security Council (minus the US), are berating Israel for starving out the Gazan residents. Meanwhile, he US and Israel are berating Hamas for firing rockets into southern Israel and creating this whole mess to begin with by being a political party of terrorists. Got all that? Good.

WTF???

What's that? You don't understand that last paragraph? Well who the hell in America would? People working in the freakin White House can't seem to figure out this situation either, and they get paid to do that stuff! And it is much too complicated an issue to cover in a single blog, so let's revisit some reports I filed last summer concerning the background of this godforsaken mess of a place that continues to be the center of conflict in the Middle East, and the greater world.

Are you ready for that? Alright then, well do a five-part series to lay the foundation of understanding Alright! We escaped to…..the freakin desert?so you will know why these Gaza people shot fireworks into southern Israel, why Israel continues to build a big ass wall around the entire place to isolate it off, why the other Palestinian territory named the West Bank is not really helping out the Gazans, why most member states of the UN want to help out…and why your government is working hard to make sure that doesn't happen.

Day 1: Intro to the Insanity: Let's talk Territory

Day 2: Who the hell is Hamas?

Day 3: What the freak is Fatah?

Day 4: World Opinion: Fatah Friends & Hamas Haters

Day 5: Back to the beginning, why the Current Calamity?

By the end of this 5-part Gaza Grind series, you should be able to identify all of the following entities: Palestine, Israel, Fatah, Hamas, the Gaza Strip, the West Bank, the UN Security Council, and my favorite type of martini. But you will have to be really good to figure out that last one…

Let's get it fired up! Let's talk territory tomorrow…but first, a tipple or two…

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