Gaza Grind, Episode 1: Let’s Talk Territory

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We’ve been breached! The Egyptian desert is being flooded…but not with water!So what in the living hell has been happening this month in the area referred to as ‘the Gaza Strip’…and why is there a wall around it anyway….and what does ‘the West Bank’ have to do with it….and where the heck is ‘Palestine’…and why are all of these terms so important to the future of this region? As suggested earlier, this is one big-ass brew-ha-ha on the world stage, and its not the type of brew that I usually am associated with either! Before we can get to talking about why Palestinians from Gaza Strip are being starved to death, we have to sort out these geographic entities so that you can understand the news stories as they unfold. So let’s take a quick tour of the area and name some names…

Gaza Strip + West Bank = Palestine = ‘the Occupied Territories’Introduction to Palestine/Israel geography a.k.a. long story short: Currently, the area we refer to as Palestine is a political entity comprised of 2 separate geographic spaces: the ‘West Bank’ and the ‘Gaza Strip’. See map at right. Notice I call it a ‘political entity’ as opposed to a state/country. Cause it’s not one. Yet. There has been movement towards Palestine becoming a full sovereign state for the last decade or so, but this has not been accomplished—and the events since Summer 2007 have radically complicated the process. But I am getting ahead of myself…

The Mandate from HellAfter the dismemberment of the Ottoman Empire at the conclusion if WWI, many territories that are now states in the Middle East were controlled by European powers under a system known as mandates. Of most interest to our particular story, the British had the mandate over what is now Palestine, Israel, and Jordan (see map). During this period of Brit control thousands of Jews were allowed to migrate to the area, fulfilling their desire to re-obtain their ancient homeland in a movement referred to as Zionism. This went on at a slow pace for decades (1910-1940), but became radically accelerated during and just after WWII, as the Nazi-sponsored Jewish Holocaust energized the Zionist movement to really formalize the whole Jewish homeland/state concept.

The UN Plan that started it allBut there was one small problem for the incoming Jews—there were already other people living there! Shitloads of people! The people we call Palestinians! Arab/Muslim Palestinians that were living there weren’t too keen on this process, and friction between the groups developed. The Brits saw the impending shit-storm that was brewing, so they bailed out and handed over the entire area to the UN to let them sort it out. Subsequently, a majority of the United Nations Special Committee on Palestine recommended the creation of independent Arab and Jewish states, with Jerusalem to be placed under international administration, and on November 29, 1947 the UN General Assembly voted 33 to 13 in favor of the 1947 UN Partition Plan. (see map) The partition plan was rejected out of hand by the leadership of the Palestinian Arabs, by the Arab League, and by most of the Arab population. It is important to note that all Arab countries in the UN at the time were so pissed off by this whole process that they actually boycotted the entire event, refusing to even participate on the vote on this measure. So the measure passed, but everyone knew a storm was brewing…

This led Jewish leaders to declare the independent State of Israel the day prior to official UN recognition, on 14 May 1948. All the surrounding Arab countries immediately attacked the new state, and the ensuing 1948 Arab-Israeli War ended with the former Brit mandate territory controlled by the State of Israel, the Kingdom of Jordan, and the Kingdom of Egypt. Israel had successfully defended itself from the Arab attack and the US, the Europeans, and the UN recognized its sovereignty. But the fun had just begun…

I won’t go into detail here, but you should probably at least know this: since 1948 there have been multiple wars between Israel and the neighboring Arab states over control of the territories, but the most critical one was the 1967 6-Days War. Try and figure out how the war got its name. After that, try and figure out who is buried in Grant’s tomb. This was a totally lop-sided conflict for the militarily and technologically superior Israelis, and by  war’s end, Israel had extended its control over eastern Jerusalem, the Gaza Strip, the Sinai Peninsula, the West Bank, and the Golan Heights. (see map below)  Obviously, some of these territories were parts of other states, as well as the entirety of the pseudo-state of Palestine.

Oh what a difference 6 days can make!

The results of the war affect the geopolitics of the region to this day. The Sinai Peninsula eventually reverted back to Egypt and the Golan Heights will probably soon revert back to Syria, but the West Bank and the Gaza Strip have been under Israeli occupation and control since 1967…and continuing to this day. Which brings us to the end of this chapter…

The West Bank and Gaza Strip are sometimes referred to as ‘the Occupied Territories’, as in occupied by Israel forces. The areas, and specifically the borders, are patrolled and controlled by the Israeli military–complete with check points and road blocks and high security throughout. Some in Israel would argue that the areas were won in a war, so they should just claim them outright as part of Israel. But many more folks (including most other countries in the world) think that perhaps those territories should be controlled by the Palestinians, and even made into a separate sovereign state…which of course was the plan that the UN had put forth back in 1947. This idea is referred to as ‘the 2-state solution’ and we’ll talk more about it later.

Look for the blue dots = Jewish settlements

All this mess has been further complicated by Israel’s off-and-on support of the movement of Jewish settlers into these contested territories. So there are lots of Jewish settlements/Jewish towns/Jewish people throughout the West Bank, although there are not anymore in the Gaza Strip since the Israeli government forcibly removed them a few years back as a diplomatic gesture to promote the peace process. You may have also heard lately about a big-ass wall that Israel has been building around parts of the West Bank to improve security between the West Bank and Israel proper, but it is also protecting Jewish settlement areas within the West Bank itself.

This shit is so confusing. I hope this has helped. At least know what these geographic terms mean: the West Bank, the Gaza Strip, Israel, ‘the Occupied Territories’, and Palestine. And please remember this geo-fact: West Bank + Gaza Strip = Palestine. At least for now. Part of the shit that hit the fan last summer was that even these two entities are now fighting with each other, and perhaps may split ways for good…which is part of the back-story for today’s events in Gaza grind-down. Let’s get to that stuff starting with tomorrow’s blog.

Now that you have the geo-vocab, we can get into the nuts and bolts of the politics. This one last map may help you understand the changing geography of what/where ‘Palestine’ is:
Watch the incredible, amazing shrinking state!

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Gaza Grind Gets Gritty

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Alright, alright, alright already! Greetings global watchers. Plaid Avenger is back again in the written word with more non-stop interpretation and interpolation of events that cause all sorts of global consternation. I’m sobering up and getting back in the saddle to be your World Regions super-correspondent from all points abroad…as opposed to being on all points on a broad! Wow! I’m back in fine form already! That should surely offend some of you folks…

But you know what offends people even more than my scurrilous and scandalous shenanigans? Gazan house party. Does the fun ever stop?Well, the forced starvation of 1.5 million people of course! I’ve heard that you all are inquiring about some action going down in a place called Gaza, and you need some help figuring it all out. Just last week, a cease-fire ended, and shit got shot up on both sides of this bickering border, leaving a bunch of Gaza folks caught in a big embargo grinder that is slowly churning them into non-existence. Wow! That doesn’t sound like something we usully allow to happen, so what gives?  It’s a big freakin’ mess to be sure, but check out just a smattering of today’s events to get a taste of the shit d’jour:

Israel reinstitutes Gaza blockade after brief respite, UN reports

U.N. calls Israel’s blockade of Gaza “unacceptable”

Rights group blasts Israel for ‘collective punishment’ in Gaza

Israel keeps blockade imposed on Gaza, militants fire more rockets

Gazans despair over blockade

What the living hell is going on in this place? I’m glad you asked. As of right this second, the Hamas-controlled Gaza Strip is being ignored by the Fatah-controlled West Bank, and it is also being totally embargoed by Jewish-controlled Israel….meaning there is a big ass wall around the entire place, and all exits have been sealed off. No one goes in, no one comes out. But the folks in Gaza don’t really have much of an economy, nor food production, nor the ability to make medical supplies or fuel, so as of right now they are all there chillin’ out and starving to death. Well, a few of them have been busy building retro rockets, not to send back in time, but to send over the wall into Israel. Rumor has it that one of those rockets almost made a pothole….but I am getting ahead of myself as usual…

Kids in Gaza playing tag...with Israeli rocketsMost of the world, as well as the entire UN Security Council (minus the US), are berating Israel for starving out the Gazan residents. Meanwhile, he US and Israel are berating Hamas for firing rockets into southern Israel and creating this whole mess to begin with by being a political party of terrorists. Got all that? Good.

WTF???

What’s that? You don’t understand that last paragraph? Well who the hell in America would? People working in the freakin White House can’t seem to figure out this situation either, and they get paid to do that stuff! And it is much too complicated an issue to cover in a single blog, so let’s revisit some reports I filed last summer concerning the background of this godforsaken mess of a place that continues to be the center of conflict in the Middle East, and the greater world.

Are you ready for that? Alright then, well do a five-part series to lay the foundation of understanding Alright! We escaped to…..the freakin desert?so you will know why these Gaza people shot fireworks into southern Israel, why Israel continues to build a big ass wall around the entire place to isolate it off, why the other Palestinian territory named the West Bank is not really helping out the Gazans, why most member states of the UN want to help out…and why your government is working hard to make sure that doesn’t happen.

Day 1: Intro to the Insanity: Let’s talk Territory

Day 2: Who the hell is Hamas?

Day 3: What the freak is Fatah?

Day 4: World Opinion: Fatah Friends & Hamas Haters

Day 5: Back to the beginning, why the Current Calamity?

By the end of this 5-part Gaza Grind series, you should be able to identify all of the following entities: Palestine, Israel, Fatah, Hamas, the Gaza Strip, the West Bank, the UN Security Council, and my favorite type of martini. But you will have to be really good to figure out that last one…

Let’s get it fired up! Let’s talk territory tomorrow…but first, a tipple or two…

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Ships Ahoy! Shit Heating Up on the High Seas

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Muammar: Middle East Mad Dog Now Admirable African

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The Pharohs Take a Dump on Democracy

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Some Egyptian Election stories that would titillate King Tut:

Low turnout in Egypt elections

Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood To Boycott Local Elections

Amid violent riots, Egyptian elections fizzle

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